Feel free to pop a look at my extensive photo portfolio. As my dad says "Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity". But hey when you look this good it's your duty to share it with the world.

Watch this space - my memoirs will be available soon entitled 'Amytiville Horror'. Don't worry it will carry an 'A' certificate - yep 'A' for awesome of course.